I am the potato

I am the potato
and I have eyes
you are the human
you want french fries
against your peeler
I cannot stand
it rests so firmly
in the palm of your hand
I scream and yell
to no avail
and you basically...

I forgot the rest, but it's incredibly anti-climatic and totally funny. Gotta love advertising, sometimes it's damn witty and original and clever. I don't know how many vegetable peelers that ad sold, but it made me laugh. And rejoice in the twisted viewpoint that breaks free every once in a while.